Yo ho ho...

Here's the set for Year 6's "Pirate Cantata", which began its series of evening performances tonight.

My school library furniture made its own cameo, giving some height to part of the sets. The only wooden performance in the whole production?

Day #141 and counting

My 365 Photos project is now at Day #141. I worry I'm starting to repeat myself - yesterday I actually caught myself framing up a still life I'd already done a few months ago. I was disappointed to see I'd already framed it better the first time, too.

Anyway, here's a new Jack pic, at a few minutes to midnight. Nice shadows!

Super!

"Superman" insignia on the back of my favourite jacket, as it hangs from the back of a chair.

It figures: 3.75" Mego customised aliens from Star Trek!

In early 1980, Mego Corporation released 3.75" action figures of characters from "Star Trek: The Motion Picture". They proved impossible to find in Australia, so I tried ordering them by mail order from a shop in the USA called Heroes World. Ironically, Heroes World was sold out of the regular crew (Kirk, Spock, Ilia, etc) but had most of the alien ambassadors in stock. At the time I wondered about why I needed figures of aliens, who had scarcely been seen in the movie, when I couldn't have the Enterprise crew. I passed on the offer.

I love customising "Star Trek" action figures. Here's what I finally got up to when I tracked down the elusive UFP aliens that were featured in Wave 2 of Mego Corps' "Star Trek: The Motion Picture" 3.75" action figure line!


Mego "Star Trek: The Motion Picture" action figures advertisement,
Marvel Star Trek comic, issue #2, 1980.

To accompany the regular Starfleet crew, Mego had produced a small range of Star Trek aliens: Klingon, Betelgeusian, Megarite, Arcturian and Saurian (incorrectly named by Mego as a Rigellian). Of course, a year later, Kirk, Spock, Scotty, Decker, Ilia and the Klingon turned up on bargain tables all over Sydney. And, of course, I couldn't resist colour-correcting the Enterprise crew's insignias!

Over the years, I've developed a fascination for Star Trek aliens, especially the members of the United Federation of Planets glimpsed in "Star Trek: The Motion Picture". Just to tease me, photos of the "missing" Mego aliens were on all the 3.75" Mego cardbacks! The alien ambassadors were never seen at retail in Australia - and the prices for these "rare" figures began to soar through the roof, even in the US.

What made it worse for this Trek completist was that I knew that, even if I bought a set, I'd not be satisfied with the alien figures' slap-dash sculpting, painting and costuming errors. In 1999, I discovered eBay. Loose aliens were finally mine. Let the customising begin!

Adding detail to the 3.75" Mego aliens

Scroll down to learn how I "improved" these three figures:


Arcturian, Megarite, Zaranite



The Arcturian desperately required a grey/pink complexion (Mego left his face an unpainted caucasian tone, though their 12" figure was more accurate in that regard). A little gold and silver trim on his uniform brought him up to scratch.

The Megarite originally came with a tacky, black vinyl cape (although mine had lost his) - and the face was unpainted and too pale. The new cape came from a "Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace" Naboo accessory set. I simply cut off the sleeves and used brown cotton thread to fasten it around the neck.

The Zaranite's silver and gold trim was quite worn, by its previous owner(s) but I also decided to paint the breathing mask's eye slits. Hoses, essential for an alien which breathes fluorine gas, were made from pieces of faux leather cord and superglued from the mask to the backpack tank.

The makeover of a Betelgeusian Ambassador



After a twenty year search, I finally located a 3.75" Mego ST:TMP loose Betelgeusian - on eBay! I had always tried to tell myself, unsuccessfully, that I didn't need this alien action figure for my collection. The alien it represents is quite unique: this Betelgeusian, who was barely glimpsed in Star Trek: The Motion Picture, is wearing the most expensive costume ever designed for a "no line" movie extra. Mego didn't do the figure justice.

The material for the Betelgeusian Chief Ambassador's robes in the movie was from a bolt of material discovered in the vaults of Paramount Studios: Cecil B DeMille had hand-selected it decades before and, even though it featured real gold thread, it lay forgotten till the late 70s. The hapless extra playing this background Betelgeusian was placed on a box (to make use of maximum material), and then he was hidden so well in the San Francisco airtram sequence that everyone wondered what the fuss was all about!

This Mego figure is the rarest of the Wave II ST:TMP 3.75" action figures, especially carded ones, but he is perhaps also the tackiest. His face and hands are the same (wrong) silver colour as his jumpsuit and he wears a frayed red nylon shape that is meant to pass for the infamous robe.



So, now that I had a Betelgeusian of my own, I went about customising/perfecting him. Removing his flimsy robe (which I gave to Galoob's Q figure, by the way), I was surprised to see his hidden dagger (above right) on the back of his belt, a cute detail missed by anyone who keeps their toys MOMC (mint on mint card). I guess a dagger is essential for anyone wearing such expensive threads, even in the 23rd Century!

Of course, the new robe I made had to look like the one from the movie! The glittery red Christmas ribbon I found (below left) even had wired seams of metallic gold thread! I thickened and widened the ribbon in layers with "iron on" hemming web.



The small, fuzzy images of eagles, cheetahs and tigers I found on cards of assorted animal-shaped, velour stickers by "Sandy Lion Sticker Designs". Two sets of the stickers gave me sufficient eagles and cheetahs for the job. To have been strictly accurate to the original costume, the eagles should have been perched rather than flying. The cheetahs are facing the wrong way, too, hence the addition of some tigers into the pattern. But at least I used more creative artistic licence than Mego did twenty years ago!

Finally, I painted the Betelgeusian's face and hands an accurate shade of deep blue. After so many years of planning, it actually took me only a few minutes (and some luck) to buy all the materials I needed - and just one hour to complete the figure! My fastest custom ever! I know which version I prefer!

Costume still from "Star Trek: The Motion Picture" © 1979 Paramount Pictures Corp.


Betelgeusian-like alien in
"ST VI: The Undiscovered Country"

Had the Mego ST:TMP line (and the first movie) been more popular with children and collectors, Mego would probably have released more of TMP's barely-glimpsed alien ambassadors as figures, to cash in on the success of the similarly-scaled "Star Wars" action figures by Kenner in the 70s. Coincidentally, it was the 90s versions of 3.75" "Star Wars Episode One" characters that have inspired my latest customising activities.

Will the real Rigellian please stand up?

In 1980, a purple alien passed himself off as a Rigellian from "Star Trek: The Motion Picture". But he was an imposter!



It may have been no more than a typographical error, but it was one that slipped by me for many years. Every cardback identified the Saurian as a Rigellian. However, numerous interviews with the movie's makeup artist, Fred Phillips, and costume designer, Robert Fletcher (such as in "The Making of Star Trek: The Motion Picture" by Gene Roddenberry and Susan Sackett) had named and described all the new alien races. Mego's purple reptiloid "Rigellian" is clearly a Saurian.



Citadel Miniatures' Saurians are pictured above (above left). The chelonoid Rigellians (pictured above right) were a race of green turtle-like humanoids, one of many races that inhabited the planets orbiting Rigel. (Others included the Vulcanoid Rigellians, Federation members mentioned in the original series.) The Rigellian Lord wore a metallic breastplate "shell", shoulder armour and a full-head helmet. His attendant wore a breastplate and cap and carried a long metal staff. (This staff was seen again as a prop on Vulcan in "Star Trek III: The Search for Spock", so the Vulcan connection with Rigel continues!)

But someone at Mego got it wrong. Actually, Mego's figure seems to be wearing a hurried amalgam of both white costumes! Roddenberry and Sackett's book specifically mentions that Saurians were only in the Rec Deck crowd scene of ST:TMP, so all Saurians in the movie wore Starfleet uniforms. The clothing sculpting on the chest of Mego's figure is reminiscent of the curved white drapery (see below) designed for the Rigellian ambassadors in the San Francisco footage. The Mego figure's shoulders and ankles have definite Starfleet uniform lines. Perhaps, at one time, it was planned to release more aliens?

My Rigellian custom



Well, here he is (above)! As you can see, I went for a bit of an amalgam myself. When I noticed that the donor figure even came with its own staff, I just had to create the accessory for my Rigellian. Indeed, for several weeks of planning, I was just going to do the Rigellian Attendant, but then I realised that if I'd already customised the Betelgeusian Chief Ambassador, why just do the Rigellian Lord's lowly attendant?

Spurring me on was the appearance of Rigel IV denizen Alonis Cobaryn in "Starfleet: Year One", the serialised novel by Michael Jan Friedman (Pocket Books, 1999-2000). The physical description of Cobaryn kind of tallied with ST:TMP's Rigellian, with a mention of silver scales. Good enough for me, at the time! He was distinguished from other Rigellian races - and even the correct planet number was mentioned! Yay! (Since then, a Rigellian chelon has made regular appearances in Pocket's "Vanguard" novels.)

So out came my craft knife, the Fimo clay and a hairdryer, the Knead-it five-minute putty and some new paints...

Yes, it's Boss Nass, from Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace! He even came with his own staff, which was just begging to be made over as a Rigellian artifact.



Costume stills from "Star Trek: The Motion Picture" © 1979 Paramount Pictures Corp.

The recipe:

1. Divest a Boss Nass action figure of his rubbery outer-garment and carve away the detailing from the chest until the surface is smooth.

2. Chop off the top of his head and trim down the brow ridges and cheek jowls. Reshape the mouth slightly to sharpen the top lip into a beak. This is later emphasised with black paint.

3. Make him a helmet. After several unsuccessful attempts to carve a cubic helmet from five-minute putty, I decided to try Fimo clay and a hairdryer (rather than risk baking the whole figure in the oven). It worked! About 20 minutes on full blast set the Fimo hard.

4. Five-minute setting Knead-it putty is used to extend the veil and create some shoulder armour. My thumbnail was all that was needed to shape the bottom edges where the draped robes would be affixed.

5. The pants, sleeves and veil are painted white. I almost used off-white, but I worried that the effect would be too similar to the Andorian female's dress I'd painted the week before. As it turned out, a small scrap of white felt was the only effective medium to create the drapery, and felt doesn't come in off-white. Serendipity strikes again!

6. Paint the armoured pieces gloss black, then add a topcoat of metallic gunmetal. Perfect! (I'm so glad I decided not to use the silver.)

7. Cut two shapes from some felt for the draping robes. Add a suggestion of folds by gluing offcuts to the pieces. Glue to the shoulders along the edge of the armour. I previously tried Fimo and the putty for these drapes but arm movement would have been prevented. The felt works beyond my wildest dreams, but a lot of planning went into this very simple looking solution.

8. Chop the sides from the circular shape of Boss Nass's staff. Knowing how most silver paint just hates PVC accessories, I went for an aluminium cooking foil look on the staff. This is the fastest customised accessory I've ever done. (And it was the original staff that made me consider the astounding similarities between Boss and the Rigellian in the first place. Even if the staff is meant to held by the Rigellian Lord's attendant, I couldn't pass up the opportunity to make one.) I've since found a great liquid silver finish that has replaced the cooking foil on the staff.

Don't forget to check out the recipes for my Mego 3.75" TMP Andorians.

"The Internet is for porn!"

What a fun night on "Avenue Q"!

Last night I braved the return of Sydney's gusty winds (more red dust was promised, but it was a bit of a fizzer this morning) to head into the CBD, and the Theatre Royal, to see the smash hit musical, "Avenue Q". I guess it is best described as "Sesame Street, live on stage, for adults only".

It's a wonderful satire, with many quotable lines and some very catchy songs (even more so once one has all the visuals in place - I've been listening to the Broadway cast soundtrack for several months now), and it was also fun to finally see acquaintance Mitchell Butel, whom I met last year in a friend's theatre party, performing! Mitchell sings, dances and manipulates at least two of the Muppet-like characters, Princeton and Rod.

What I hadn't realised, until I saw the characters of roommate puppets, Rod and Nicky, was that these characters perfectly lampoon "Sesame Street" residents, Bert and Ernie, right down to Rod's arms being manipulated by rods (get it?), and Nicky requiring a second puppeteer to move one of his hands. To see the dance routines so cleverly choreographed, with most performers with their arms otherwise occupied inside their puppets, was quite amazing!


Some leftover Melbourne references, but still worth a visit.

The hit of the show would probably be Trekkie Monster. An amalgam of numerous "Sesame Street" notables, mostly reminiscent of Cookie Monster, Sweetums, and Oscar the Grouch, Trekkie knows the ultimate truth about life, the universe and the 'Net. (Most "Star Trek" fans know that the Internet has its origins as a text-based data sharing facility between universities, but that what really made it catch on was "Star Trek" and online pornography! Hence, "The Internet is for porn".

The cast even added an extra line to one of the songs last night: a brief but well-received salute to Sydney's now-infamous red dust!

This is a show I need to see again - if I can manage it, before it disappears to Canberra in three weeks!

Lying around: a fishy tale

Weird blue tropical fish at Penrith Homemakers Centre.

Just ask Pinocchio! You don't get a schnoz like this without telling a few fibs along the way. Fish stories?

Feeling UP

Making sure I didn't feel too down on a lonely Friday night, I went to see "Up", the new Pixar animated film which finally started its Australian release recently. The trailers had not really revealed much about the storyline, so I was curious. (This was the movie that knocked Star Trek off its perch in the US, IRC, but it's arrived here much later.)

I added a note to Facebook re my intentions with my iPhone - and before I arrived at the cinema I had several brief incoming reviews and recommendations from friends! The immediacy of the Internet!

Yeah, it was okay, but not a world-beater. The 3D is quite stunning - make sure you see it in 3D; not every screening is being done that way! Some wonderfully animated sequences, and I really loved the Pixar pre-feature short about clouds and storks.

"Couchman" interviews science fiction fans!

Scroll down to click on four segments.
In 1990, ABC-TV, Australia's non-commercial network, aired an episode of Peter Couchman's popular interview show focusing on science fiction fans. It tied in very nicely with a hilarious stage revival/parody of the Supermarionation TV show of the 60s, "Thunderbirds", by actors Gavin Robertson and Andrew Dawson.

You'll see a plethora of Sydney science fiction media fandom identities of the 70s, 80s and 90s! Thanks to whoever uploaded the footage. (Gosh, I'd forgotten those amazing yellow shoes of mine... Well, they matched the Batman logos on my T-shirt.)

Peter Couchman kept returning to the escapism angle of science fiction but, if I recall, many of the fan participants were rather suspicious of Couchman's planted "experts", Dr Stephen Juan, anthropologist, and Professor Brent Waters, psychologist. However, these experts were surprisingly supportive of science fiction fandom, ie. we were adults who haven't forgotten how to "play", and who have found a sense of community and acceptance of each other.

We weren't supposed to draw attention to our dual membership of fan clubs, so I was representing Battalion, the Australian Legion of Batman Fans, while Karen Lewis was representing Sydney Star Trek fandom. Spotto also: Kerrie Dougherty, Dallas Jones, Nick Stathopolous, Lewis Morley, John Gaspar, "Garfield" Barnard, Brett Harrison, Mike McGann, Bodine Amerikah, Edwina Harvey, Robert Luxford, Adrian Broughton and Professor John Tulloch, among many others!


Part 1


Part 2


Part 3


Part 4
My beard was only rather new at the time, otherwise I'd have been dressed (at the station's request) as an Andorian or in my Robin the Boy Wonder outfit. Some of the fans in the episode are now working as professionals in their various fields (including writers, artists, actors, SPFX guys, museum curators, etc). An exciting find, because I haven't really watched it since it aired, and I haven't seen my VHS copy in about fifteen years.

"Reality is for people who can't deal with science-fiction."

Photography on the run

Foyer of the Manning Building, Pitt Street,
near Central Station, Sydney CBD.

Welcome to Planet Vulcan

6.15 am, Planet Vulcan. Stardate: Now.

No, actually it's Sydney, Australia, after a night being buffeted by winds blowing in from drought-ridden regions around Canberra, Tipaburra and Broken Hill, NSW. Dust, dust, dust! The "red centre" is now on the east coast?

Funny, a few months ago Star Trek fans were complaining that JJ Abram's planet Vulcan had the wrong colour sky in the 2009 "Star Trek" movie. As in how could a planet have red sky some days (TOS, ST III) and a blue sky on other days...?

Pretty pigface

Ah, the pigface has not only spread vigorously, it is now flowering in abundance! The flowers are closed when I leave for work each day but, in the afternoons, they are welcoming me home!