Poo!

I was just fielding a phone call from "Super Poo", who sell racing horse poo for the garden. It's wonderful stuff - the planrs love it - but I told her, "Cork those horses' bottoms! I still have plenty of poo here!"

I hasten to add that "Super Poo" is an excellent product. The garden is about seven years old now and - due to racing horses not eating any weeds in their superior brand of hay - the garden has never needed serious weeding in all those years. Perhaps a few sprouting weeds from seeds dropped by passing birds.

The plants love "Super Poo".