Thursday, July 23, 2009

A hair-raising tale

Yeoman Janice RandGorn captain

Yeoman Janice Rand cast a furtive, desperate glance over her shoulder - she could see the approaching, remastered Gorn as it lumbered towards her, blinking in magnificent CGI, over a dusty vasquez of rocks. Janice looked about, but could see no diamonds, coal or sulphur to make herself a cannon, so she detached her basketweave hair bun and tossed it at the Gorn, knocking him out cold.

Janice smiled. Hair today, Gorn tomorrow.


1 comment:

Tom Q Public said...

Groooooooan ... (or would that be, "Gooooooorn?") Terribly punny, sir. ;-)